{"product_id":"armchair-expert-party-outfit-costume-singlet-trackies-bucket-hat-whistle-stubby-holder","title":"Armchair Expert Costume Set - Singlet, Trackies, Bucket Hat, Whistle \u0026 Stubby Holder (Footy \u0026 Cricket Party Outfit)","description":"\u003cp\u003eReckon you know better than the coach? Of course you do, mate. You've been watching from that recliner for thirty years, and frankly, your tactical knowledge is second to none. The Armchair Expert Costume Set is here to give your unsolicited commentary the credibility it truly deserves. Whether you're hosting a cricket watch party, turning up to a footy fancy dress, or just treating Dad to the gift he never knew he needed, this legendary six-piece outfit is guaranteed to get a laugh and probably spark a debate about the third-quarter substitution that should never have happened.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eKey Benefits\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eReady-to-wear comedy gold:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything you need to fully commit to the bit is included in one easy bundle, so there's no scrambling around for props on party day.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBrilliant for group events:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for cricket and footy watch parties, Boxing Day gatherings, fancy dress nights, and laugh-out-loud Christmas gift giving.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eComfortable enough for the long haul:\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft singlet and fleece track pants mean you can settle deep into the armchair and stay there for the duration, just like a true expert would.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eInstant character recognition:\u003c\/strong\u003e The combination of bucket hat, whistle, and stubby holder tells the whole room exactly who they're dealing with before you've even opened your mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFunny gift idea:\u003c\/strong\u003e Makes a genuinely funny gift for dads, footy fanatics, cricket tragics, and anyone who considers themselves a world-class armchair coach.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eProduct Specifications or Features\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWhite singlet:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic plain white cotton singlet, available in your selected size (M, L, XL).\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGrey track pants:\u003c\/strong\u003e Grey marle fleece trackies available in your selected size, with waist sizing M 32-34\", L 34-36\", XL 36-38\".\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eKhaki bucket hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cotton bucket hat in a classic khaki colour, sized at 59cm — not a one-size-fits-all, so please check before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBlack sports whistle:\u003c\/strong\u003e A classic black sports whistle, ideal for making your point loudly and with authority.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStubby holder cooler sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e One navy stubby holder to keep your beverage at the ideal temperature throughout the match.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive party moustache:\u003c\/strong\u003e One self-adhesive moustache to complete the look and seal the deal on your armchair expert credentials.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot included:\u003c\/strong\u003e The armchair, television, drink, footwear and other styling props shown in photos\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNo official affiliation:\u003c\/strong\u003e No sports team or official sporting event affiliation is claimed or implied.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e  \u003cp\u003eGrab the costume, settle into your throne, and let everyone know that while you may never have laced up a boot professionally, your ability to critique from a seated position is absolutely unmatched. This one's a crowd-pleaser every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BR Costumes","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":68083959759100,"sku":"KIT-ARMCHAIR-EXPERT-M","price":79.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68083959791868,"sku":"KIT-ARMCHAIR-EXPERT-L","price":79.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68083959824636,"sku":"KIT-ARMCHAIR-EXPERT-XL","price":79.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/1619\/8299\/files\/KIT-ARMCHAIR-EXPERT_086a5891-5f45-40b0-983c-fdceac3aa176.png?v=1794019617","url":"https:\/\/www.boutiqueretailer.com.au\/products\/armchair-expert-party-outfit-costume-singlet-trackies-bucket-hat-whistle-stubby-holder","provider":"Boutique Retailer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}